Pepsi: “ We are the worst PR Ever”
United: “nope its us”
Burger King: “Hold My Beer”

Sean Spicer: “Can I Help ????”

I’m pretty sure all the LITERAL Nazis are either dead or living off an oxygen tank in South America. This guy didn’t kill anybody, didn’t fight in WWII, didn’t send anyone off to a concentration camp. If he did, then why the fuck isn’t he in jail?

People think and write and say terrible things all the time, they’re not…

That’s no moon!

He needed something to write about. Just like you guys sometimes post stupid things, because you needed something to write about.

Pfff. When I was your age, I could ride piggyback with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
And I could keep my balance uphill both ways
Uphill both ways
Uphill both ways

Um, I’m stuck in the greys (it’s my freakin username!) and I’m seeing way worse comments from the approved side.

I feel pretty comfortable saying that Karen didn’t literally mean she’s wearing actual children’s clothing. I’m assuming it was a figure of speech because her clothing is rather small.

But there are actual kids today who are still kids and for them this is great. My two youngest boys have been Ghostbuster obsessed since they were 2 and 3 years old. There was no reboot. No Ghostbuster toys to be found and all they wanted was Ghostbuster everything. Try being the mom to the kids who want toys from the…

“there was a recent report that stated the filmmakers ran tests to see if Johansson could look Asian through CG.”

Honestly, it's just as haughty when Apple does it, and at least Comcast isn't doing it to deflect from where (and under what conditions) it is actually made.

This is actually pretty close to Caleb Carr's The Alienist. It was about a psychoanalyst and his crew trying to stop a serial murderer in in early 19th century New York. It was a great book and I always thought it would have been a good movie or HBO series.

It seems like the TV-powers-that-be are actively avoiding adapting The Alienist.

I'm not normally misogynistic... but... HOLY TITS!