You're quoting The Sun? Really? Isn't yellow journalism covered on, like, Day 3 of Journalism 101?

I'm extraordinarily lucky—my UPS guy's delivery route brings him to my neighborhood shortly after 1 pm. So if I know a package is coming, I just slightly adjust my lunch hour.

Even Galactus shouldn't look like Galactus.

It's true! My wife loves her landing strip as a place to drop all of the clutter she's accumulated throughout the day. In fact, it was so successful for her that she soon began expanding into my landing strip. The things we do for love.

@FrankenPC: No, he's the multiplatinum standard for moron.

Reminds me of this story: My nephew's scoutmaster encouraged the boys in his troop to report to him any family and friends who downloaded music illegally. Not sure what the scoutmaster intended to do with that information...

Next week we'll let 100 toddlers roam free in a Best Buy overnight.

@Yes, they are Fluevog: I have a ceiling-mounted storage area in my garage and use it to store containers filled with holiday decorations and camping gear—the stuff I want but don't use regularly. So while I wouldn't suggest that one go nuts with storing stuff, the ceiling storage has worked great for me and gets…

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@UnicornMaster: Or M.A.N.T.I.S.

Two things that always annoy me:

More powerful than the rays of the sun!

@TheGreat&PowerfulTurtle: He points the gas gun at his own face and pulls the trigger. Yeah, that has "superhero" written all over it.

Kato is "industrious and inventive."

That's pretty smurfed up.

@mrhymes01: All I see is a photo of Wonder Woman—standing—sword in hand.

Dive, Jeeves, dive!

@supergun: Red Alert doesn't need headlights to see and be seen, but the kids need reflectors. Damn hypocrite robots . . . in disguise.

@jdawg183: Condescension does not improve comprehension. In fact, it is a major communication barrier. Working in customer service requires a person to continually step back and forth between being an expert and being a novice—the customer service representative needs to be able to see the issue from the novice's…

This past weekend at Radio Shack, I was looking for an HDMI to DVI cable. They had one. It was $55. I looked at the two sales reps who had followed me over to the cables section. I arched an eyebrow. One rep smiled a big, Grinchy smile. The other rep dropped his gaze and said, "Yeah, you might want to just order the…