lmao Only part that had me ? was whether he was requesting a Harrison & Big L duet.

"People get very particular when they put stuff on their face"

They can't force you to check medical equipment or supplies and they don't charge extra either. I'm not talking iron lung type of stuff though. If you have it or valuables in an approved carryon size bag they will find a place for it and usually won't charge. They can charge for the extra bag for valuables but they…

Not sure if the rule has changed but you are supposed to be allowed to carry any valuables on even beyond your initial carryon allotment. Laptop bag doesn't count for carryon luggage, medical equipment/supplies, etc. Most of the literature I've seen asks you not to put your valuables in checked in luggage. Pretty…

Sorry Kyle but you are mistaken. I've been told by numerous commenters on Gizmodo that Windows Phone is the greatest thing since genitals and that it's far superior to Android. I've also been assured that there is no problem with app availability or functionality. Please delete this article at your earliest…

Nice to see that Schmidt isn't the only guy in an ivory tower thinking up great things for the peasants.

I have no idea why people distrust the government.

Nah man that's too violent. I'd consider channeling my testosterone in other ways though. Maybe pick up some chicks from the more obnoxious end of the Jezebel demographics and begrudgingly have intercourse with them.

Oh he's fucked alright.

LMAO! Can't I speak disappointingly about relations with the fairer sex without being a misogynist?

As long as he isn't hurting anyo.... well as long as he's only hurting himself?

To that guy, abuse > vagina.

Sales on soda and TP make the rounds between grocery chains and drug chains week to week. A 12 pack of Scott tissue will go for around $6 on sale at one of those places almost every week. Cheaper than Walmart and about the same as Costco/Sam's, which is why I didn't renew my Sam's card. Checking the circulars online…

Come on Meredith that is a definite spoiler.

I was in an elevator with these chicks and... let's just say cookies were being licked.

We defer to your expansive empirical data on such things.

That was you? My bad.

Dear Neighbor,

Macgyver couldn't figure out if he wanted to make something happen or prevent it. He likes to keep his options open.

Sorry to tell you this but you're not driving safely. You shouldn't just be avoiding tailgating, you should be giving yourself enough room to come to a stop in an emergency. That means having your brakes taken care of too. Blood flows red on the highway my friend. These people will kill you. Don't give them any help…