Tight sweater technology is very advanced.

Lol until a nice looking groupie grad student starts treating you like a rock star. Then all that goes out the window. It's the 12 & 1/2th law of thermodynamics, hot women make male brain cells die in large numbers.

I think that process is called being thoughtful.

Yup but the FBI still found out. Petraeus knows that more than metadata gets scooped up with messages that are actually sent. Depending on the account I'm guessing the SA, GCHQ or the French would even scoop all the traffic flowing to the web server or download all the provider's data on the server. You know if…

An alternative is to just use a Google Docs spreadsheet or some alternative Office style service to host an importable spreadsheet file. Using an actual account has the advantage of being easier to import across different devices and applications. The account also can be used for group calendars as Over-the-River…

That's what Ally Mcqaeda was doing.

What do I do when I feel a cold coming on or someone around me has one?

Considering how corporate America can rig FDA panels who look at whether or not some product is a public health hazard and leave things long outlawed in other nations on our store shelves, while Americans are systematically undereducated via fucked up inept schools, those surveys sound about right. Ask those same…

I bet he knew sending the text would fuck his dad's birthday up. I guess he knows how to play offense too. Mike Sam Jr. is the man.

Don't hate.

Time to repurpose those stones on his friends.

Rapists are vagina pirates though, in the hetero context. Most people are familiar with the related "booty bandits."

Next year's campaign is already in the works. They feature bloody vaginas with quotes like "Rape hurts".

A major point you have neglected is trying to make a claim against that warranty. $100,000 in coverage sounds great until you file a claim. They will never honor it. It's too easy for them to claim another point of failure unless it's an obvious fire started because of their device. A quick Google search will show you…

You're 3 years late and you don't know what you're talking about. Brining DOES add sodium to meat. It can add 1600mg of salt to a pound of chicken. The distribution of the 1600mg (approximate) would depend on the size and shape of the cut of meat.

So America's Test Kitchen's go to brand Colavita, is fake garbage despite coming out in the top 3 brands widely available in the US? And besides that the other brand besides Colavita and Lucini, Columela is a no show in your article. Hmmm... so "Eat Grown Local" picks a bunch of US grown/made products over some highly…

I was actually thinking this version wouldn't work with my mid-2009 13in MBP (2.26 C2D, 8gb ram, no SSD) and was surprised when it was compatible. Those negative reports made me think the upgrade wouldn't be worth it (like Lion) but I was dead wrong. After making a full backup in case of disaster I upgraded and I have…

For the record, I used the term "culture" and not generation. I wasn't singling out any specific age group or generation. I did use an example that may seem like I was picking on folks who wear skinny jeans exclusively. That was not my intent. I have nothing against folks who show you grapes and an iphone without…

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