I did this once with my ex-gf. I brought home some Krispy Kreme donuts which she loves. I told her I wanted a BJ before she could eat one. So I put one around my dick as a "reward" for her. Classic win-win! :)

The ONLY time I want my dick slapped is if I want to keep from cumming, like if I'm perilously close and want to go longer. But it's not exactly pleasurable. :)

Totally agreed. Boys don't become men until their 20's these days!

Can I at least say that not ALL men are intimidated by smart women? There ARE some men attracted to smart women actually. I'm just not sure what proportion of the male population they are...

The story ended up not being creepy at all. The mother is probably overcome with joy that her son found her!

Don't women feel the same way about boobs? In some parts of the country, breast enlargement is practically a rite of passage for young women...

To answer your question, no it's not a Black Widow thing. It's recycled choreography.

I lost all respect for Dan DiDio and DC Comics after this happened. As the publisher and public face of DC Comics, it's his JOB to answer questions like this. And when you do it in such a defensive, hostile, obnoxious manner (not just once, but repeatedly), it really reveals a lot about them.

You just have to feel bad for their heir. That kid will be the loneliest child, with two parents that may never be together much, let alone be happy together with him/her.

Yeah I know it was from Gizmodo, but just by virtue of being on Jezebel, a lot of women there will be reading it regardless.

Man, these stories on Jezebel (along with "Crap Email from a Dude") make us guys look so horrible, haha. I hope women who are venturing online to meet dudes don't think we're ALL like this, seriously. I feel like without some kind of rebuttal, some people might think that 50% of the people on this planet are permanent…

Is it fair to say that if a man eats more hotdogs than a woman (in this case, 1.5x more, 62 vs 40), then he should be paid more prize money? Vice versa being true also of course.

Just wanted to say you made me laugh out loud with #2. And I wish that happens.

Ignorant guy asking to try to understand women's bodies better: what did women do in prehistory before tampons were invented?

Read both of Vinge's books mentioned above, and loved them both to death. Vinge has a knack for putting his characters (and thus the reader) through exquisite grief, when the bad guys seem to hold all the cards and everything seems hopeless. Thus to some, it might even be depressing to read.

Can I ask what city is this?

I think you have Hal Jordan confused with Kyle Rayner. Hal Jordan wasn't a schmucky frat boy, he was a pretty straight shooter. Kyle Rayner is the fast-talking kid who can't stop wisecracking.

I know Diana didn't say anything about it in this quote, but do we (or anybody) know that she isn't actually a lesbian?

Awesome video! They should include this on the anniversary DVD for Ferris Bueller. I still remember having the biggest crush on Mia Sara after watching this for the first time with my dad.

Are women maybe reluctant to seem too overeager about watching porn by commenting? I've always wondered about the lack of comments also.