Wow this was really well articulated. I can't agree with you more Greg, no sarcasm. Most of what you say applies to me and some of my friends, and your last statement is dead-on IMHO.

Just wanted to say this was a great article, Luke. I'd love to see more of this kind of content on Kotaku, especially since the videogame world is so pervasive now in pop culture!

I couldn't disagree more with that advice. Some guys just don't have great social skills and don't know how to really express interest to a woman. And some guys are just super shy! Not all guys are the same and act the same way.

I may not objectify Ellen Page when she's onscreen for the reasons you mention, but she definitely seems like a cool chick and I'd love to hang out with her. Seems like she'd be just like one of the guys!

Why are a bunch of single guys hoping to meet a woman they met on Facebook (even though they're fake women) assholes, or trolls, or asshole-y trolls?

@mox: I think this article is intended as humorous... you know, tongue-in-cheek? Just read the last line if you still don't get that. Don't take it that seriously :)

Yeah I see your point. The guy has to show something normal to prove that he's not a disfigured maniac or something.

Thanks for this — I had forgotten how entertaining and fascinating Asimov's thoughts on his own life were. Including the autobiographies, he also wrote fascinating introductions in some of the collected editions of the Foundation which detail his writing process, how he struggled through the various problems of…

You guys are smart, articulate, have a good critical eye and are efficient in espousing your thoughts. Like others here, I would urge you guys to make short videos of this material to broaden your audience (to people who basically wouldn't read all that text in one sitting like me). Or at the least, make this a…

Well they're trying to stand out from the crowd by showing them doing something interesting, or showing themselves in an interesting light. Remember, in any dating situation the guys always seem to outnumber the girls, so we really have to do something special to "stand out" from the crowd.

Move to Canada or the UK, and you'll see it everywhere — it's how we spell it.

The bald black guy up there is from the tv show FRINGE, on Fox. An excellent show too by the way!

A lot of you are bashing Millepied, but have you no love for his comments defending his fiancee, Natalie? He didn't have to make them, but they show me that he's willing to defend her in the face of unwarranted criticism!

Along with some of the other responses to your comment, I'd like to also reiterate that the primary goal of something like this is really just to foster discussion about all these great movies. And most importantly, bring attention to those lesser-known movies that are worth watching.

@lt1218: As a guy, I can absolutely confirm that if that person was a guy, he was NOT peeing. Guys will never pee squatting — it's uncomfortable (if even possible) and gets you too close to the pee!

@morninggloria: Not that I don't disagree that semen in the eye is crazy painful... but honestly, do you really expect guys in the midst of a shattering orgasm to actually concentrate and aim?

@nolabar10der: No, the new AdBlock (version 2.1.10 and above) now also blocks ads from downloading. It's relatively new so it is recent, but now Chrome does have it.

@shkm: The cool thing about Total Commander is that it's so customizable — you can make it look incredibly beautiful. It's just unfortunate that the default look is so ugly. :)

@reachaw: These are trivial to re-map to the keys you want though!

@rd2uk: Yes, Jesse left Janine Lindemulder (a former Pentouse Pet and very famous pornstar) when she was pregnant for Sandra. Janine subsequently also had to go to jail for tax evasion.