It's tough to work in a profession that is reviled by the public. The police do a tough job under difficult circumstances. They serve and protect. It's important work.

All of my information about Iggy Azalea comes from here, so I just thought she was a racist. Then I saw Jimmy Fallon do "Fancy" in a lip sync battle, and added it to the repertoire of songs I use to serenade my chihuahua, because she is very fancy.

You know what? I roll my eyes at Gywneth as much as the next person, but as a child of a wretched and traumatic divorce, a little part of me admires their attempt to keep their separation/divorce as calm and reasonable as possible for their kids. So it's obnoxiously new-agey in a way that makes all of us cynics gag.…

He is white, lol. White people don't get murdered by the police even when they are methheads.

I've never met anyone from this new race called "foreign," but I imagine cops will shoot them too.

I had no idea who Jourdin Dunn was so I googled her and I am just here to say...holy shit that is one GORGEOUS lady.

Tom, I gotta tell you, I've been to all kinds of places around the world. I've inhaled the pungent body odour of people from Afghanistan to Zambia. I've smelled life's rich, disgusting pageant. But nothing compares to the furtively warm, wet, dead-mouse stink of a dude sitting next to me on the Greyhound bus service…

I, for one, can't WAIT to see this shit performed in drag clubs.

Nooooo! Think of dem babies!

Is it just me or are there more young men than young women in Hollywood who identify as feminists? Just off the top of my head: JGL, Josh Hutcherson and Daniel Radcliffe all seemed to have confirmed that they're feminists recently.

overly feminine particularly annoying

I feel like I've made my contribution for the day...

I once tried to order a drink, but instead of asking for a gin fizz, I asked for a jizz.

Who pissed in your Cheerios?

Baby's like, "Fuck yeah I'm alive!! Wooo!"

Is a pap smear required?

I always get that song stuck in my head. I don't know any of the words (or if there are other words) so I'm just like

It's kind of sad that those cops risked their job security over Ray-J. :(

Wow. She is still breathtakingly beautiful.

Eh, I think getting your daughter a makeup lesson isn't such a bad idea (provided it's something she shows interest in and you're not forcing her into wearing makeup, and she's of an appropriate age). My mom did that for me when I was 13 or 14. It taught me about blending, etc. In fact, she and I still like to go…