Keep this bullshit at Jezebel.

Mother of God...

She's so adorable. Every time I see her I just want to pinch her chubby lil cheeks.

Now that's an offer I can't refuse.

*rabble rabble* FREEDOM OF SPEECH, PUNK* rabble rabble**whacks you with a rolled up newspaper**

I never doubted Xbox. Maybe now all the bitching will stop. Nevermind, I forgot hating MS is the hip thing these days.

This game is taking over my life!

I want to rub those thumbsticks in my face. And sniff them.

Xbox One gives you a full day to connect back online. Not 1 hour.

What if I don't care if it becomes the standard? It's their product. It was bound to happen. CanadianSpiderMan nailed it on the head. PC gamers have been dealing with this FOREVER. It's not as big a deal as people like you make it out to be.

I lol'd hard at this. Though I know some people will find it "offensive".

LMFAO.

Same here. I almost feel bad for MS, but they brought this upon themselves. They dropped the ball is an understatement.

k.

Guy, I've told an ENGAGED co-worker of mine that she has a nice ass. You know how she responded? Smiled and blushed. Not everyone is uptight and easily offended. I love my work place for that.

So what if it doesn't? That's not creepy, it's just a compliment.

How is that creepy?

"Does this suit make me look fat? Which goes better with my eyes?"

Tina is a hottie. There, I said it.

HACK THE PLANET!