To fill in some gaps in this article:

Yup. Young Justice was Mattel. Teen Titans (and the new Teen Titans GO!) are Bandai.

Mattel made the Avatar figures, not Playmates... NERD! :)

Someone is not joining in their reindeer games.

There's only one thing that I want!

You whipper-snappers might be too you to remember this, but Lois' "poem" was actually the LYRICS to the song "Can You Read My Mind" which was the music playing underneath. The full "song" version was released as a single with radio airplay and was also on the movie soundtrack.

I like to think that the story ended with the two armed robbers taking their newly acquired $4k and having sex on it and laughing at the 2 saps that they robbed.