Go away.

Icee??? What shitty type of non-American are you? It’s Slurpee you communist shit for brains.

Just because he threw a strike at a Yankees game doesn't change the fact he was pushing the nation to an unjust war to help inflate his family's ego and bank accounts.

Got this popup today on my iPhone while casually browsing reddit so I don't think it's exclusively for android.

I miss Craggs.

WADA/USADA are a complete joke. Some of the substances they ban make zero sense, yet there are plenty of things not on the list that should be. It's all for show. And it's corrupt as all hell.

“Elizabeth’s “humdrum” is what has kept the monarchy alive and kicking”

This is how I felt too. Had 0 opinion or knowledge of him or his music. In all honesty, that is not really my type of thing. However, his halftime show made me an actual fan. He killed it.

Those overalls. Hot fire flames. Move over Valentino. Runway outfit of the year. 10/10.

I am one of the aforementioned cable cutters. I can say I have not missed ESPN in the slightest. Only thing that sucks is missing some live events. But that’s easily solved by heading out to a bar and getting some wings or a burger, or like last night, I just streamed it via my roku. I would pay an extra $5 tops a…

Thank big pharma for overprescribing pain pills. Then they realized they had caused a pill epidemic so they changed the formula to make the pills near impossible to crush so you can't snort them. So now heroin is easier and cheaper to find and use.

The majority of people I know that bang h come from money. All starts with their parents medicine cabinets as teens. Oxys have just become so expensive and now they are impossible to crush and snort so heroin is way easier and cheaper.

If only the good guys also had a punt return.

Been dating a girl for about 4 months now. Just the other night I was laughing so hard I let one slip. It was real loud. Followed by a deafening silence between the two of us. Then we made eye contact and both burst into tearful laughter. Such a relief.

Most rich people lease these expensive cars. It actually makes better fiscal sense. They depreciate too much to buy outright.

Gotta give him points for creativity, most people use their camera’s

Pretty par for the course for a municipal government employee.

There's always money in the banana stand.

Whole foods is another good yuppie white personal place for flowers. And they are surprisingly reasonable. Especially for peonies. Way cheaper than my local florist actually.

I want to give you a swirly in a deep fryer.