JudasAsparagus
JudasAsparagus
JudasAsparagus

Jesus Christ could be appointed director, and I still wouldn't watch it.

If you answer the question everyone is asking, and get it right... You come off as trendy.

I like Neill, but I don't think his style is well-suited to horror. Seems like a mismatch.

In any guessing game, Occam's Razor cannot be ruled out. Time Dilation is (by far) the simplest explanation I've personally read, so I'll link it here:

You don't need a device to train your brain.

It wouldn't be so bad, if SyFy had not over-hyped it. Seriously, they promised viewers the next best thing since the BSG Reboot, and instead dished out a mediocre mashup of The Truman Show and Firestarter.

I love this movie so much that I actually feel compelled to defend this kid's acting chops... But it is impossible.

"This is the way the zombie squirrel apocalypse begins.

whenever Kevin Smith signs bootleg Suoerman Lives scripts, he writes 'F*** Tim Burton.' And there's a good reason.

I'm not opposed to half-baked speculation but white hole... Seriously?

the real pressing danger is humans destroying the human race. The proliferation of cheap WMD-technology is accelerating, and global tensions are high.

Perhaps it is time for Mister Hawking to send Sarah Connor a facebook friend request?

every bit as rational and untestable as what they have been proposing. The headline of the article could as easily read 'if gravity confiormed to our current thinking, there would be no life.'

a think tank employee is an intellectual hooker. Just because a hooker is charming doesn't make him/her less of a prostitute.

May I suggest studying the potential global threat posed by think tanks whicj continue to promote ideologies without ever asking if such ideologies should be advanced?

T'was in the darkest depths of Mordor,

The agony of d'fetus

In that sense, we are all STILL ripping off Shakespeare, who was ripping off Homer.

So... Advanced features like 'pandora integration' and 'rear camera' are supposed to excite me as much as receicing a Gumby doll for Christmas?