JudasAsparagus
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@Crrash: 2014, I think. But I'm certain a few of the 2012 idiots will invent some non-sense about how the gregorian calendar doesn't synch perfectly with the Mayan calendar, meaning you'll hear a lot about 2013.

I'm betting I could repurpose a petfood dispenser to do essentially the same thing, minus the cell connect, for a fraction of the cost.

Two words: Neolithic hillbillies.

Give my regards to St. Peter... or, you know, whoever has his job, but in Hell.

Easy now... we need to get past 2012 first.

Oh thank God! When I glimpsed the picture, there a fraction of a moment, before I read the headline, in which I was 93.8% certain that this article would be about the world's biggest poop.

@JBuncom: Anti-heroes have the balls to do what the majority of us are fearful to attempt. That is the main reason why they are always just on the other side of the door from what we call 'societal norms'.

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Monsters really only care about one thing.

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Also worthy of note, the new commercial from Alderaan's Bureau of Travel and Tourism.

Looks like a cross between Superman and Guyver.

I'll take 12, please.

Thanks for the tip. This is a great variation on a theme of universal forces personified as Gods falling in love with mortals.

Putting the finishing touches on my deathstar pumpkin.

You know, I used to have a huge crush on Felicia Day. Who am I kidding? I still love Felicia Day.

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I don't see why that old man don't bust a gusset... do you Patsy?

I'm not panicking.

Splendid! Needs a mobile/ipad app.