Right! And I have developed the perfect 'kick in the nuts' equation for any car dealer who thinks I am stupid enough to make a purchasing decision based on his slimy personality.

And so it begins.

I detect a single theme tying these movies together: Wait for the DVD rental. Better yet, con someone else into renting it by saying you heard the movie was really cool and you 'THINK' it was called (insert movie title).... that way you can gracefully claim to have the name confused with a different movie later.

@ManchuCandidate: True enough. If our species has learned nothing else from Deepwater Horizon, at least we now realize that the Bruce Willis option to Armageddon is a pipe dream.

I see nothing to worry about. In all likelihood, the aliens will be as curious about our pants as we are of theirs.

I still think the Atari Probe stands the best chance to save us from those ugly asteroids.

Would you trust THIS robot?

I'm rooting for Lex.

Personally, I've had it up to here with these zombie drivers. They are a menace on the road, always trying to eat my brain and never using turn signals. Something should be done.

The explanation given doesn't really match the observed evidence. Although it is professionally dangerous for physicists to journey into conjecture land, a more plausible hypothesis is that the gas itself is being expelled through an unknown process.

@genicide4u: Haha! Quantum Fail!

Picture in your mind, for a moment, all of the manga artists being free to create without worrying about how their art will translate in the west, and then ask yourself honestly why this is a bad thing.

Croakey!

Speaking for myself, I have always LOVED being rejected! But then, I get horny when someone staples bologna to my face.

Captain Marvel (the Shazam one, not the other) deserves a mention here. As does Wonder Man, any of multiple incarnations of that name.

Aww, a patriotic clip for the Americans to celebrate their holiday. Because, you know, what could be more American than a super-powered Japanese insect blowing up a Hitler-infused starfish?

Isn't cancer just our species trying to evolve toward immortality?

Disbelieve. The laws of physics dictate that any realm containing a vortex sucking with this degree of force must include Jar Jar Binks.

@jamesryan: Fortunately for science fiction, its proponents aren't contractually bound to one particular view, once said view is espoused.

Is the narrator supposed to sound like a descendent of Senator Ted Stevens?