Someone promise me that they'll put Sons of the Pioneers in the soundtrack.

@milesteg: But if you build your own, you end up with a re-Tardis.

Impressive. Most impressive.

I don't understand the big hooplah about watching corn on the internet. Corn is natural. It grows from the ground, and helps you to go poop!

Sadly, the best idea they've had to date is to drill more oil, i.e. a relief well.

'If you build it, they will laugh.'

I installed a neon blue light in my dining room, and it is bad ass! But I don't recommend eating wieners and sauerkraut with it turned on.