The poster was designed by Rob Liefeld. He didn’t want to show her feet.

Though... if a hook-up app is using "Kinder" in their name, that is probably going to have bigger problems with the police than Tinder.

She looks like she’s from a benchmark test for a graphics card.

Nice.

Trust me, Noah is in no way appealing to the same demographic that Wisdom Tree caters to.

As someone who was raised Methodist, and has a BA in Political Science from Whitworth, I can, sadly tell you, they are Christians. You can say, “they’re not ‘true Christians,’ because no-true-Scotsman...”

Or, if you actually read the reviews of “Aftermath,” the main objections were that it was horribly written, badly plotted, predictable, and boring. I should know... I wrote one of the top reviews of it on Amazon.

ProTip - That camera icon will take a picture without the UI on it so you don’t have to take screenshots...

I assumed that the article was about some new malware sweeping the interwebs that propagates via a temptingly large red button, so I clicked on the article title to learn about this potential new threat.

No, George. A big hand pointing at a button. It specifically says do not click this. So no, I did not click the button. I clicked on the article. Correct the title to “Do not click on this article.” Then you can say “After we specifically asked you not to click on this article, you went ahead and did it”.

“After we specifically asked you not to click on this article, you went ahead and did it.” Not true, you told me not to click on that red button and I didn’t.

You unvaginad the wallet. Boo.

oh....that’s....that’s a wallet

You know, I’m reminded of a conversation I had recently about what could be done next with the Muppets that could capture the spirit of the original, and I pointed out that the paradox there was that the spirit of Jim Henson was one of innovation and trying new things, breaking new technological ground with puppetry…

That doesn’t sound right at all it’s mechanically attached of MDF and a wall ... did the screw go into a stud or was it just drywall. It really doesn’t sound right in terms of pure physics and mechanical engineering.

Because going to bed is a surrender to tomorrow’s insignificant step in the soul sucking cycle of work, relationship management, and basic need fulfillment. We watch an episode more of Netflix than we should to fool ourselves into believing we have control.

You do realize that if everyone else’s fit bits are fine and you’ve gone through 7 of them, the problem likely lies with you, right?

Somewhere else on Lifehacker: “An iPhone app?! Not everyone has a smart phone!”

GOD IN HEAVEN what is wrong with Clark’s face

Just to spit in DC’s eye: Avengers: Crisis on Infinity Earths and Avengers: The Death of Superman