Instead of a couple of days in Vegas, you can stay home for the weekend with a few bottles of Bacardi 151, Craigslist “casual encounters” open on your browser, and burn a bunch of money in the fireplace.

You’re completely wrong. You have literally no fucking idea what you are talking about.

Every time I’ve had to dispute credit card charges they’ve asked me if anyone had access to my card. That’s funny - what’s the difference? I’m the only person authorized to use my card, and if I don’t, I’m not liable for the charges. If my credit card company or businesses that accept it provide some way for another…

um, religious artifacts are part of our history and humanity. While the beliefs of said religions are not based in science, the archaeology and anthropology certainly is. Your comment would only make sense if the museum had an animatronic Jesus walking across water.

Can we talk more about that miniature Falcon?

“We’ve reached out to Best Buy for comment on this hilarious matter.”

Maybe the real Bigfoot is the friends we made along the way...

Yeah, I’ve already read this story done right...

How many people actually watch Netflix in a browser?

Who the heck watches Netflix on a browser? I mean, really, a browser? Don´t you people have TVs?

I can’t believe how many articles are written for people watching netflix in a web browser.

He never actually mentioned the origin of “break the ice.” Just that it dates back to the 1500's and predates ice-breaking ships.

There’s actually a really easy way to keep the character the same whilst having a PG-13 rating - bleep and censor-bar all the swearing - and have him notice (and then go on an extended, and utterly pointless, rant that is just a solid minute of bleeps). Like in Scott Pilgrim - “How are you doing that with your mouth?”

THE ARACH-KNIGHT

I look forward to finally being able to play Time Traveler at home!

I think I died so many times in the early stages I never made it to the end. Still love the game, though.

The top picture reminds me of Chakan: The Forever Man

Have you played it? I have, and I’d have happily spent $60 on it. It costs $40.

Well, that example is a little archaic, but there are plenty of examples in the last 30 years (e.g., Superman executes Zod and the other Kryptonians in the comics, Superman’s armed pursuit of Doomsday in the Hunter/Prey miniseries, etc.) that show Superman does not have an absolute moral code against killing in the…

Well, Farrah makes pornos? And they all make babies.