I'm not going to say that Double Dash is better than MK8 in every regard but I personally prefer it. The reason I prefer it is pretty simple: the unlocks. In MK8 (and MK7) the character and kart unlocks are completely random. In Double Dash I knew exactly what I was working for. I knew that when I beat the Special Cup…

... use [sanitizer] after you wash your hands in the airplane's bathroom. Water on planes has a dirty record.

I completely agree that IX was the last great entry in the series. Ever since FFX I just feel like I'm watching a CG movie that lets me play a game every now and then.

Good thing he wrote "dæmon" and not "demon" then.

The least hidden easter egg ever. I would probably find it about two minutes after activation.

Explaining to the gate attendant that "No but really. This is my boarding pass" is up to you though.

Because then you could play SNES games?

That seems painfully obvious now. Thank you.

So who's the female character with the pink hair supposed to be? I can't place her and I'm not up-to-date with the SSB roster announcements.

I'm usually happy when something gets torn down and replaced with a bar with nipples.

Ok, I gotta admit, that bat-logo is really working for me.

I have eaten a Rollie-produced omelette on more than one occasion. My girlfriend owns one and it is pretty hilarious.

Yeah, I think you (random internet stranger) and I are probably more closely related than Bill was to that woman.

Really? That's terrible design on their part. And even worse QA. If they're going to limit user names like that they should at least make sure they're actually limiting the user names.

Tell me, how many security holes does a colander have?

So... frosted ice cream? There's no cake involved.

Would you mind explaining what joke I missed? I hate feeling left out.

I'm not sure why you'd go to the trouble of using IFTTT to get your photos into your Dropbox account. The Dropbox app has a feature called camera upload that will automatically upload your photos and videos to your account whenever you connect to wifi. You can also allow it to use cellular data so it'll upload as soon…

Oh man, that UI hurts my feelings. Why would you make the delete and exit buttons so huge and put them exactly where you're most likely to put your hands?

I actually had the original Star Wars trilogy on Betamax. Each movie fit on one tape. I hadn't ever heard of the 1-hour limit until this article. Without actually looking into it, I'd guess that 1-hour limit wasn't around for very long.