A perfectly cromulent analysis.
A perfectly cromulent analysis.
I suggest that tanking into 0-16 should negate 17-0 so that both seasons are removed from the record books.
This was before this last Sunday
I’d like to start a petition.. if the Dolphins go 0-16 then we no longer have to witness the 1972 Dolphins celebrate when the last undefeated team losses... watching them celebrate is insufferable.
If the Dolphins go 0-16, they’ll still be regarded as no worse than the 3rd-worst team of all time, simply because they tanked. They aren’t trying to be good, so they don’t get extra credit for being historically bad because they couldn’t not be. (Note: all that changes if somehow they actually play Alabama and the…
...Head coach Brian Flores ran some kind of Bizarro World two-point conversion pass that Kenyan Drake actually ennobled by dropping.
“It’s not that I sucked, and I did suck, its that every QB also sucked in a very particular way that worked with how I sucked such that I lead the conference in interceptions.” Fucking brilliant.
Expert humblebrag
This being high school, his friends would have told me that it doesn’t count if the first time he scored was in the other end.
I feel for the kid. My first pick 6 in high school was foiled by an offensive lineman running me down. Not a good angle, he straight up caught me from behind.
I can only speak for myself, but I feel like the brunt of people brunt of people enjoying the Brown’s still sucking is directly related to how much (unearned) hype they had and how much shit they talked through the summer and preseason. I was happy for Browns fans at the end of last season to finally have some…
Petty beef has the most flavor.
Hakuna Frittata! Ain’t no passing craze
Nuclear submarine...
What strikes me is how many of the same people that regularly decry the dangers and evils of SOCIALISM — which they usually conflate with COMMUNISM in that they think everybody will get the same paycheck — and then without batting an eye will whine about how paying college athletes will ruin everything and would be a…
Wow those catch rules were duuuuuuumb
Yeah but Watson just has the natural born ability to read a defense. That’s god-given.
“His name is Jock Strap King” and “He’s stronger than you think.”
Head down. Knee down. Defenseless player. Only needed to touch him to end the play. Unnecessary tackle. Leading with the helmet. Helmet to helmet. History of dirty hits. Come on, Burfict is the wrong hill to die on.
It wasn’t a late it, it was flagged as “unnecessary roughness.” Given that the receiver had a knee on the ground and a second defender in the process of touching him down, a full tackle to the head wasn’t necessary and was over the top physically. Hence, the flag.