Listen, I don’t know who in the hell you think you are coming around here with your ‘facts’ and ‘knowledge’; but I’m going  to have to ask you to leave. Don’t make me call security.

“Still won't be as bad as Boston fans/reporters" --Chernobyl, Episode 5

The fact the 3rd baseman ran and the catcher just kind of sauntered out after putting one between the pitcher’s running lights would lead you to believe this was an assassination attempt.

Buchla modular synths are incredible, and I wish I were rich enough to own one (and talented enough to use one properly).

“When asked some nonsense from a Reddit chud about Hollywood “...piggybacking off of classics by using a female lead,” Arnold was absolutely not here for that bullshit, responding, “You know that Linda Hamilton is a leading woman in both Terminator 1 and 2, correct?””

When Arnold is calling you on your sexist bullshit…

Goddamn right we need a Commando sequel. And make the villain a fucking Brian Kemp lookalike.

This is similar to my “space wizards with laser swords” feelings about Star Wars.

There is no worthwhile narrative reason for this movie series to continue to be spun out, especially with the miss to hit ratio. But as long as it continues to be the only people-firing-rocket launchers-at-skull-faced-robots game in town, I’ll keep checking ‘em out.

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But seriously, some thoughts:

I mean, it is a classic storytelling trope. A man harbors a vendetta against someone important and powerful who he believes has ruined his life. He spends years plotting revenge and then, when his big moment finally arrives, he is swatted away like a fly and the important person barely even notices.

I have to admit that I almost feel bad for attacker, I mean aside from the potential mental health issues there. This is your moment of fame where you dropkicked a 70-year old man from the back and he barely felt your attack.

OW ME BACK

My ultimate takeaway is that Arnold still makes me feel bad about myself.

I’m so glad we have more pixels these days

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So what’s this mean for North Korean disarmament?

That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

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