I have Chef Boyardee and Mario’s bastard offspring as the voice of said pinecone now... I’m not disappointed. Hehe

That’s golf. I’ve had a few pinecone moments that cost me a few bucks from friends. Except instead of “pinecone” it’s “fellow golfer on the adjacent fairway.”

The funny part was the pine cone was sitting right there ten feet away when he took his next shot. I hope someone ran in there, grabbed it, and sells it for $10,000 to some idiot with too much money to spend.

Yes, unlike the NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, NCAA, and Pro Tennis circuits, which are all proletarian exercises in egalitarianism, appealing first and foremost to the poor person in all of us sitting in the Poverty Suites at our publicly funded stadiums and arenas.

I’m delighted for him. My former BiL caddied for him once, and said he was one of the nicest players he’d met – and he’s caddied on the European and US tours!

The fact that he managed to piss off his former city’s fanbase on the way to greener pastures that not many people will be an actual improvement means he’ll fit in quite well with the soon-to-be Las Vegas Raiders, a franchise that knows a thing or two about that sort of thing.

It’s low self-esteem. He thinks he is not important enough for people to care what he thinks and that’s why he feels free to say mean things about people.

Fighting is part of the game.

It’s German for The Bart, The.

Ha! Since creativity is dead, I was just paraphrasing this scene from The Simpsons.

People who speak German cannot be bad. 

So much this. Took my girls (7 and 4) to their first hockey game a few months ago. This was AHL. Before the game we were looking at the Zambonis parked by the side of the rink and the security guard kinda laughed and gave them a little wave. We head back to our seats and about ten minutes later the same dude walks up…

It’s basically the Streisand effect here, and it’s wonderful

Maybe if she’d gone to public school she wouldn’t be so fucking stupid

I do not want to see Robert Kraft given a blowjob, but I do want to live in a world where the video of Robert Kraft getting a blowjob is widely available.

I’m shocked!  Shocked! To learn there is gambling in this establishment!

How is that different, say, from today?

Put it in a giant bag of rice when you’re done with the soak and it should be a-okay!

More like Angelique Gerber, amirite? Get it? Because she’s such a baby... you don’t get it, it’s funny.

Given that we do not even teach the Trail of Tears in most K-12 programs, and both the Holocaust and West African Slave Trade are being either removed from or significantly softened in K-12 texts, this kind of thing is only going to get worse.

It’s a funny thing, working in academia: you’re surrounded by other highly…