Ruth Buzzi!

Eli completely deserves to be in the HoF solely based on the two rings.

12 QBs with multiple SB rings, only 2 retired ones aren’t in the HoF - Jim Plunkett and Payton Manning

Eli, Roethlisberger and Brady are active with multiple wins. Eli has the wins in the Super Bowl and is the most clutch QB in the playoffs ever.

You said it yourself: “Manning is a Hall of Famer—I think he shouldn’t be, and I also think he will be—it’ll be because he performed at his best on the biggest stages.”

2 rings, one of the games taking down the immortal Patriots. He’ll get in the HOF and I believe the deserves it, this coming from a Cowboy fan.

Now, I may simply be a small-town country lawyer and I don’t quite get how things go in your big city courthouses but reading over this story I don’t quite see that anyone is alleging a sexual assault took place but, rather, some inappropriate workplace emails were sent.

Draws his gameplans up using one of these:

Never been a Flacco fan, but doesn’t some of the offensive failure lie with the OC? I mean, has anyone ever said, “The only guy who can fix this is Marty Mornhinweg”?

Your list of highlights is sorely missing the tree reference

If you are suggesting that Baltimore should jettison Flacco for Kaepernick, you are out of your fucking mind

Id take Flacco over Kap any day of the week.

<holds envelope to forehead>

Old lady here. When I was 22 and starting out as a manager, my first boss said to me—If you have to decide to do something, either do it because it is right or don’t do it because it is wrong. Because if you are doing it in order to be thanked, you are going to have a very fucked-up and unhappy career.

This is peak Bears-ing, I love it.

Marshawn has some tips around 8:55.

Those dead eyes on the kid are even worse with the smile. It’s like that mom brought one of the twins from The Shining to a football game.

Let’s check in with them now.

HASTILY MADE CLEVELAND TOURISM VIDEO!

Now those are words Talib by.

Aqib: when you’ve turned an Oakland Raider into a victim to sympathize with it might be time to examine your life choices.