“People said I was crazy, but I found a piece of hat with Alan Grant’s DNA on it, so I did what any rational scientist would do - I created a perfect clone of Alan Grant. Thousands, actually. And I built a theme park where these Grant clones get to run free, in their natural habitat”

he’s now retired to Dayton, Ohio, and has a very successful accountancy business

Couldn’t they use some DNA found on the inside of his hat to create another Grant? So what he’s saying is... it’s possible he could come back(?).

The world just lost a great humanitarian. He also happened to be a golfer.

The definition of a tag states you have to maintain control of the ball. It actually specifically says if you touch the player and then drop the ball it’s not a tag. Here’s the definition:

Lots of commenters here apparently don’t know this very basic baseball rule.

You are being that guy, because the fielder has to hold on to the ball.

Urggh, video went on so long, and that guys such a weirdo, honestly the pseudo philosophical nonsense was just horrible.

It was a handoff, then a reverse, so by design the offense knew what was going on while the defense did not, hence 94 getting lit up by Browning.

Here’s a video of the entire play:

Did you hear the one about the libertarian vegan marathoner?

Being free does not equate to immunity from criticism. 

psst his wife is asian

Well played, I retract my statement as the facts clearly prove otherwise.

I’m enjoying the one that says, “JUST ONE BEFORE WE DIE!!” Honest.

I mean, not gonna lie. Kinda dig it. I bought this. ...the shirt I mean. Not Mario Lopez’s cousin twice removed

Temple of Doom coulda used WAY MORE Kate Capshaw screaming every god-damn second.

If any of you come here to bitch about Barb...I will fucking cut you.