“If you’ve never heard of Zo, it’s because Zo is boring.

Lots of cap space on lots of teams, including the Pats:

Who is? Most are scouts who married into the family tree. The NFL is more incestuous than a North Florida wedding party. 

Most disturbing is a professional sports journalist shooting interview video in the locker room in portrait. PORTRAIT!

I was all in on the USWNT getting more pay. Hell, I was all in for them to get paid MORE than the USMNT. They are consistently a better team than what the US has been able to field on the men’s side.

He must have had Shaq’s Math teacher.

I’ve tipped $.01 before to send a message. Tipping $.20 feels like bad math.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

It sounds very Jessica Jonesy. I like it.

As someone from a big square state that has forest fires from time to time I can’t tell you how many times I nearly snapped my own neck rolling my eyes at some eastern seaboard tourist speculating about how to best take on a fire the size of Vermont.

And kid car seats.

Pile on him as much as anyone can. This is bullshit.

No fucking joke. He’s trying to engage in a detailed discussion while driving. This is text book driving while distracted and has resulted in people being killed. This isn’t the first time Peter King has owned up to bad driving habits. He needs to be smacked in the face for this shit.  

Couple other examples. Honestly expect Jerry Rice to start talking and want to tell Strahan to shut up. This guy is a genius.

Kenny Stabler. Jeeze this guy is good!

Put nuggets in Tupperware with lid. Add dollop of mayo. Put lid on securely and shake the shit out of it.

“We aren’t the jury here?”

Kinda the point here is they were so obviously cheating. They were being fed kills in a publicly viewable format. And even then it was “controversial” because its really hard to say, “did that guy miss the shot on purpose or is just a mistake?” Only because some people in the community caught them by chance were they…

Rule of life: if you don’t know what you’re going to order before you get to the drive through then go inside to contemplate your options.