So the other day I (semi cute white woman) got a flat tire and this guy came out the bushes and totally fixed me up. But...sad face...he’s homeless.

This.

“When the beer runs out, the bullshit stops.”

Yep. God’s Country.

Side note: I was born and raised in the Black Hills of South Dakota. Lots of cliffs! :) Custer State Park has long been a sanctuary for free range bison. They can and will stampede down pretty steep inclines. A fiend of mine was driving home late one night from her seasonal job at Sylvan Lake Lodge, some of the…

Yep. That’s the point. The numbers don’t support the theory.

Goat. In the most Wisconsin way ever.

And I’m not saying Native Americans didn’t use that hunting technique - they certainly did. But not enough to cause a significant impact on the bison population.

Look, normally this site and other former Gawker spawns put a nice big “Spoiler Alert” bannner before the spoilers. Sometimes it’s even in the headline. If you read enough here then that’s what you expect, not a half hidden on the preview page (which didn’t load in my case) and an aside after the link. So it was not…

I’m from South Dakota. I know of what I speak.

I can’t be bothered to look at that hard.

That hunting technique required a cliff. Drive through the central plains and you’ll notice there are no cliffs. The bison was in no danger of going extinct pre-Columbian intrusion. Population estimates 7m Native Americans and 20-30 million bison.

Which is after the imbedded video.

Comes after the link.

Spoiler alert woulda been nice

Trollers gonna troll.

He’s not Hispanic. He’s half Italian, half Philipeno.

“An AJ Watt”

Not the point. The author played once (and on iOS no less!) and quit. I was waiting for Fortnite snobbery to bubble up from the resentful players who can’t walk and chew gum. This article is their clarion call.

Try squads then.