He is just the best. Even better when he’s playing with his friends. Check out Crayator, Bazzagazza, and Loser Fruit streams on Twitch. Good stuff!

There is another perspective here. I have a friend who is a stupidly rabid Denver Broncos fan. He will begrudgingly cheer for an AFC West team IF AND ONLY IF it has no real bearing on the outcome of the Broncos’ season.

So when I haul my four kids (11, 9, 7, 4) out in public and they are off playing like a troop of sugar filled monkeys across the four corners of whatever park/playground/pool we picked to raid that day and I decide it’s time to go. All I have to do is catch one of their eight eyes and twirl my finger in the air. I’ll…

That’s Amy Mickelson and they’ve been married forever.

I semi hate the guy too. Stupid bobble headed giant Adam’s apple prima donna.

And THAT will retire the next generation.

I was telling my four year old about the digestive system. “Food goes in your mouth, down to your stomach, through your small intestines which takes all the good stuff for your body out of the food. Then to large intestines which take out the water. Then is comes out as poop.”

By all means we should let them stay in their local public schools with all their opportunities and support for their future development.

The hedge fund rich coach is bringing in the poor kids with talent to play the rich kids. He’s paying their tuition to play in the rich kid league. The rich kids can’t hang so the rich parents are calling foul.

You’d be surprised how much damage you can avoid just by being insanely drunk.

Anti mullet

Georgetown and you’re looking to pay $6 for a hot dog? Is Wisemiller’s closed?

This is Georgia. These are Jim Bobs and Scooters.

Reasonable argument but too many exclamation points. Your argument fails based on over enthusiastic punctuation.

The shrapnel in this case hit a window several seats behind the exit row.

Too literal

Let’s keep this in perspective. The ones complaining are likely teenage or even preteen boys who haven’t figured out girls at all. They’re still in the girls=cooties phase but now have social media access and a wider vocabulary. Doesn’t make them any less stupid. This isn’t anything to get raged over. More like…

I have seen wild turkeys nearly the size of a dishwasher. But while large in volume they don’t have a proportional amount of mass. I saw one hit by a truck and it instantly vaporized like an exploding pillow.

How is that even a setting? Up, slow. Up, med. Up, fast. Down, insanely fucking fast.