Jesus. Have no idea how my fingers typed that.

The only thing Pruitt’s tenure is missing is a catch phrase. Either illiterative or rhyming should work. One good hashtag and he’s going down.

There is another perspective here. I have a friend who is a stupidly rabid Denver Broncos fan. He will begrudgingly cheer for an AFC West team IF AND ONLY IF it has no real bearing on the outcome of the Broncos’ season.

So when I haul my four kids (11, 9, 7, 4) out in public and they are off playing like a troop of sugar filled monkeys across the four corners of whatever park/playground/pool we picked to raid that day and I decide it’s time to go. All I have to do is catch one of their eight eyes and twirl my finger in the air. I’ll…

That’s Amy Mickelson and they’ve been married forever.

I semi hate the guy too. Stupid bobble headed giant Adam’s apple prima donna.

And THAT will retire the next generation.

I was telling my four year old about the digestive system. “Food goes in your mouth, down to your stomach, through your small intestines which takes all the good stuff for your body out of the food. Then to large intestines which take out the water. Then is comes out as poop.”

By all means we should let them stay in their local public schools with all their opportunities and support for their future development.

The hedge fund rich coach is bringing in the poor kids with talent to play the rich kids. He’s paying their tuition to play in the rich kid league. The rich kids can’t hang so the rich parents are calling foul.

You’d be surprised how much damage you can avoid just by being insanely drunk.

I know it’s wikipedia but:

Also true. I think the idea a person can project their feelings about a movie trailer on a dead guy is just idiotic. Like it or don’t. Up to you. But don’t raise the dead to carry the point.

But if he did put a muppet ejaculating on screen, you know it would have been just like that. I mean it’s silly string. SILLY STRING!

See also: Shel Silverstein

Anti mullet

Georgetown and you’re looking to pay $6 for a hot dog? Is Wisemiller’s closed?

This is Georgia. These are Jim Bobs and Scooters.

Thanos says he they are both cursed with incomplete knowledge. (Can’t remember the exact quote.) I took that to suggest Thanks knows Tony is going to be the one to kill him. Just as Tony has already witnessed their defeat in Age of Ultron when he took Loki’s staff.