Simple rule passed down by my father. He said, “Son, if you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.”

Semi-paraphrasing a classic in sports history:

Off topic: went to Vikings preseason game last week (free tickets) and spotted two, TWO! Kluwe jerseys.

I don’t know how “outnumbered” they really are. Dothraki, Unsullied, everyone not sworn to Cersei, half the Greyjoys, with The Golden Company on the way plus two-to-one dragon odds, I think it’s pretty even-steven living versus undead.

Sperm Whale would be a better example.

Or Jesus.

Kinda related to Minnesota’s “duck, duck, grey duck” idiocy.

Or Charles Lindbergh

“I like to think that I was born to ruin fantasy football mock drafts.”

Letterman too. His run-on jokes are still going.

He may be older but Leftwich is still winding up to throw an interception.

I was feeding my first born and had placed the bottle such that I had to reach across my body to get it. As I stretched she squirmed and started to roll out of my arm. In my panic to catch her I ended up flipping her end over end like a pinwheel face first into the wall and then to the floor. I was horrified,…

Bring back Blockbuster!!!!

To everyone making stupid jokes here and as a father of two girls let me say, eat shit and die.

Why are there no more split tailgates (besides the obvious answer of money?) The best part of my people hauling Pilot is I can overload the back without crap spilling out all over my driveway. No one makes split tailgates anymore and that’s a friggin’ crime.

What a drag it is getting old.

Heh. Balls.

As a married white male over forty with four kids and a full time job may I say...huh?

1) put hands in air