I play “Skating” on an infinite loop all December.

Sam’s Club has an app where you scan your stuff as you go then skip the checkout. The receipt checker scans a bar code on your phone and counts the items in your carts. Takes 10 seconds and saves a whole lot of time and effort. It’s awesome.

This is the goddamn geekiest thread I’ve ever read in my life. It’s like a DC/Marvel slap fight except no one want to actually touch anyone.

You could be running for president and shoot someone.

Two things here;

Wrong on a key point. Game cannot end on a defensive penalty. That’s to prevent obvious pass interference on a Hail Mary or other last second heroics. Therefore game over.

Meh. This is all I need to see.

I was at my family/neighborhood super bowl party a few years back. Something happened in the game and I picked my one-year-old son up over my head in celebration. He vomited (not ‘spit up’ - vomited) directly into my open mouth and all over my face. I was choking, gagging, drowning in vomit. It went up my nose. I…

God damn tree rats. Mine are so accustomed to people they regularly take runs at my kids. They tear up my patio furniture for nesting material. Two years ago I bought a pressure washer and blasted their nests to pieces. The next year they just built them higher in the tree.

Speaking of which, whatever happened to Tom Berenger?

The hit was square in the chest. He got the wind knocked out of him, I’ll bet. If you’ve ever had that (for real, there are grades) then you know what he felt.

Life is too short to be with crazy people.

My grandfather was a life long Braves fan. He also grew up during The Depression, fought in WWII, and had a hard scrabble life. He lived long enough to see the Braves win a World Series. After their first win he told me in whispered tones, “Don’t take this for granted. Anyone can win if they have the right players,…

It’s a term of affection. Relax.

UPPER Pocatello. Only the plebes get their fries from The Lower P.

The problem with Five Guys is after having Five Guys, until your next shower, everyone else you meet knows you’ve had Five Guys.

Incorrect. You can obviously see it in slow mo but the ball doesn’t hit the backboard until James lays his hand on it.

Bullshit. Complete bullshit. Mara admitted they knew about an incident during the 2015 Pro Bowl where NFL security separated Brown from his wife and kids for her safety. Goodell swept it under the rug and allowed this asshole more time to abuse his family. The “new information” is that everyone now knows Brown was…

This. This should be the nail in Goodell’s coffin. NFL security intervenes to protect Brown’s wife during the Pro Bowl and the NFL did nothing!?!?