JuJuMonkeyBoy
JuJuMonkeyBoy
JuJuMonkeyBoy

Floyd Maywethispants

Suck it up and burn it off.

Bees are the reason you eat, you ungrateful son of a bitch. Without them pollinating our crops we are all doomed! Doomed I say!!!

“Bugs” are not the same as insects. “Bug” is a generic term for any small invertebrates which could include worms and spiders. There is no scientific definition of “bug.”

I had my Ultimate Star Wars Slave I proudly on display in my house when it got accidentally knocked over. No biggie. A few pieces here and there to reattach. I set it on my kitchen counter to fix right after lunch.

That’s how you win an argument on the Internet.

One of many reasons I flat love the man.

Edited because I was being trolly. Apologies. Still, it’s hard to tell the trolls from the fanboys. Your OP was pretty balanced compared to some.

Yes. But you implied none of the seats fold. Which is not true.

The X has folding rear seats.

I used to have a drinking game where with each pick you’d have to drink the difference between Kiper’s draft board and the actual pick. That was fun.

I’m not a Manning fanboy or anything like that but fuck this sanctimonious bullshit. Who the fuck are you to decide that the relationship between Mort, dying of cancer, and Manning, being nice to Mort dying of cancer, is anything but genuine. I get the branding aversion but really, who cares? If Deadspin offered up a

I throw in frozen shrimp, wait a minute, then throw in frozen peas. The shrimp give a nice brineyness and the peas are sweet to balance the salt.

“Make a touchdown?”

It’s been true for a few generation labels, but the generation hitting the job market (at whatever place in time you want to pick since the 1970s) have had a distorted sense of entitlement. This would include my generation BTW. We expected big salaries, easy living, the freaking moon.

Juvenile! Juvenile? Juvenile.

I think it’s a perfect match. No one really hates RGIII Although Mike Shanahan seemed to by the way he ritually abused him. And no one not named Sam Wyche could really hate Cleveland anymore than you hate that adult dog with hip dysplasia that has no hope of making it out of the Humane Society.

And this

He should see it from a monorail.