We always heard Cheyenne Mountain (NORAD), Offut AFB (SAC), then the various bases that came under SAC that served the Minuteman silos; Minot, Glascow, Warren, Ellsworth, etc.

I grew up on an Air Force Base. We would often joke about being a top tier target as almost a source of pride.

They are well known for being non-offensive, so it fits.

Who’s the running the camera here? It’s like he can’t keep up with so much action.

If they truly hate him then he should get the start. He’ll do just well enough to validate the system then go down with a career ending injury at the most crucial time imaginable. Win, win!

Sears is having a big sale tonight. Usually Sears has better deals than Lowes and Home Depot.

Sears is having a big sale tonight. Usually Sears has better deals than Lowes and Home Depot.

We’ve reached the point of a running joke where it seems unfunny. The key is keep going! It will be funny again soon.

Love it. Full charge!

Tom Collins is a good intro. I do a Tom Brady and let the club soda go flat and add a splash of grenadine for the stain on his record but that's kinda 2014 so, moving on!

Rangpur is lime flavored garbage. If you want lime, buy a lime.

This is the single most fucked up list I’ve ever seen on a Gawker site. New Amsterdam? Better than Hendricks? No fucking way. NA is cheap fucking swill that prisoners make in a bathtub. Gordon’s? Seriously, was this judged by affordability? By a bum? The “proud-if-basic resin profile” you tasted was from the plastic…

And if you can get them so the yolks are runny...

Funny, I had all of that this summer. Scotch eggs appetizers. Bacon saddled meatloaf for the main course. Pretty sure my aorta lost half its diameter with that one.

Should be filled with a fried egg, IMHO. Or soft boiled. Need runny yolk!!!!

All good stuff but are you going to do Foodspin again? I miss that.

Han is close but not quite there. Like Han’s lesser known brother, Dave Solo.

And then this happened.

I would activate the amulet well before death by dysentery was imminent. It's not the dying that sucks. It's all the pooping leading up to the dying.

Bills to pay. It’s hard out here for a pimp.

That’s some good learnin’ right there! Thanks!