Let’s start our own list!

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

They just announced Elektra has been cast. I’m waiting for Bullseye and officially starting a rumor about The Hand. My prediction is season two will have a very high body count.

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Once my iPhone 5 was lagging a bit. I did every home remedy I could before making an appointment with the Genius Bar. The guy looked at it and of course, no lag. He took it to the back and did some tests. He said it showed it was hanging up occasionally but they couldn't isolate the issue. So they gave me a new phone.…

Sure. However, too many people think that a retailer is somehow legally required to match a price, which is not true. And some sales are better than others. A sale with no or significant negative margin is often refused.

Price matching policies are always discretionary. They can and will refuse a price match if it is too deep a discount. But you never know until you ask!

He was on record shooting down streaming services. “People want to own their media.” (I may have paraphrased a bit.)

Good enough for Joe Foss. Good enough for me.

Crap

I've intended to punch people in the face before. Intended action doesn't justify actual action.

Both were AWESOME!

My district manager emailed “I want everyone in the district above the district average.”

This story has been at least refuted if not debunked.

Squirrels are rats. Rats in trees. I have had them tear apart my patio furniture for their nests. They are borderline fearless and generally obnoxious. I wish they tasted like bacon so as a society we would eat them to the point we had to keep them in farms so they didn’t go extinct.

South of the Mason-Dixon squirrel is practically a staple.

Alligator, shark, a lot of fish, bear, snake. All carnivore, all delicious.

Mr. I Don't Owe

Being labeled “sexy” should not be the be-all, end-all of self worth.

I would be much happier if the drones would just kill every damn mosquito on the planet.