Boil it, freeze it, shoot me in the face with a plasmatic burst of Guinness goodness, makes no never mind.

They play "duck, duck, grey duck," in Minnesota. They are wrong. Don't let their wrongness cloud your rightness.

Counter intuitive but "pantsed" is correct.

While I agree in principle, the remarkable thing about your statement is how smart phones went from "Star Trek is happening now!" to just a "fancy phone."

Or no profit because they are trying to crush some competition.

Yep. Pointy thing on the 'rear' are engines. Pointy thing on the front are guns.

And a waste of beer.

Fat makes fluffy. And not just on my ass.

The derailment started midway along the train. You can see the cars jump the track and hit the electrical lines causing the flash while the lead car (engine?) makes the curve only to be pulled off due the the twisting of the train behind it.

Or they could do this. Squeeze it right out. Cut open for any residual good stuff. Less plastic.

Well, there was the nice write up on the Rams' draft from their war room. The coverage of the labor negotiations was excellent. His recent calling out on his beloved Patriots for not having the balls to say no to Belichick was spot on.

I agree. There are a lot of good critical writers that fill the gaps that King misses. That is not a criticism of King though. He has his place. Variety is important to critical thinking.

My point is he's a good writer with unique access. I have a plethora of writers to choose from and I read them all for the different perspectives they bring. If I just read one writer on any one topic then my view would be shallow. I read a lot of different people and appreciate them for the perspective they bring. To…

That's a matter of opinion. His report from the Rams' war room on draft day was excellent. He doesn't go for the scoop. That's what Palintonio and Schefter are for. King gives long form deep thoughts with a twist. He can be a bit of a panderer but usually gives a new angle or insight you won't get anywhere else.

Wrong. Peter King has developed a relationship with the NFL and its many actors that allow him access and a perspective that few journalists have. He is not always right, but more often than not he gives his readers an insight they would not have otherwise.

"Epic" will die before "awesome". "Epic" has that tinge of douchery while "awesome" can be rendered with some irony.

We lived right across the street from the fire chief. Every 4th he'd give us crap for lighting off a few puny bottle rockets in our driveway before we would drive out to where it was "legal." Finally my dad had enough. After we got home very late one 4th, he pulled out a 100 shot Saturn Missile Battery. "Son, go light…

No traveling? Destined for the NBA.