“Dies of coronavirus.”

This is the kind of headline that could have used a definite article at the opening. “Doctor Who Tried to Warn...” has a distinctly different meaning for some people than if they were to read “The Doctor Who Tried to Warn....”

If it’s good enough advice for fighting the flu that has killed 10,000 Americans this flu season, it’s good enough for the coronavirus. Wash your hands.

The Muppet Movie was a lot darker than people remember.

Fresh off sharing another clip in which he speaks Jamaican patois, Chet Hanks (a.k.a. Chet Haze)—the son of actor Tom Hanks—has shared an extended video breaking down his stance on cultural appropriation.

“Perhaps [Meghan and Harry] didn’t think things through exactly as they could have...”

They also wouldn’t have allowed people to start having more than 1 child a few years ago! I mean, this empirically blows that idiotic conspiracy to bits.

one of my wife’s friends sincerely believes that the Chinese government developed this virus for population control. And I’m like, “The Chinese government, if it were that interested in population control, would have no qualms about rounding up every 10th, or 100th, or 1000th person, throwing them in a camp, and…

They probably mistook her for Kamilah.

Response from Jameela:

When told he was caught on camera, the badger replied he didn’t care.

Ugh, is this another Jez story that tries to spin something largely regressive into #empowerment? This is the kind of stuff that makes me massively eye-roll “sex-positive” feminism.

I grew up in a small town, we had one public school and one private Catholic school, but we shared the same buses. I remember being a (public school) kid and thinking “wow, all of these girls must be huge Britney Spears fans to dress up like her every day.” It wasn’t until several years later that I realized I was an…

My fave:

Wait, Rush has used himself as proof that smoking causing cancer was a librul plo...ohhhhh. 

Is it wrong my first thought about Rush was, “Good. Karma is working.”

Next year he is going to be living in Russia anyway.

Except you can’t build a seawall to protect Miami.

Florida went Republican in 2016. Let em drown. They are doing it to themselves, I have no pity for them.

Another Florida might sink story? Bring on the bunny.