You really need to get the internet in modern computer disk format.

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Don't forget about Baby Thor.

Considering that the female Thor is still designed for the male gaze (with boob plate and all), we can't really be sure it's a good thing until we get the demographic breakdown of who's actually buying the comics. I'm personally refraining from celebration until we can confirm that 1. this is actually serving women's…

As a non believer in the invisible sky person™, I wouldn't be able to pick this guy out of a lineup.

Only if you invite this guy!

Will there be 38 divorces in 38 countries?

Re: "Your not ethnic enough", I'm ambiguously ethnic and it bothers the hell out of people that they can't place me right away. I always want to ask "why, so you know how to treat me based on my ethnicity?"

It's baby Knox! Dogs on Vine bring me life. :)

Convince the Chinese middle class that python livers are a natural aphrodisiac. They'll be wiped out in a decade.

That's the beautiful part! They will die once the winter comes!

If I had a child I would prefer my partner be the stay-at-home one. I think I have more earning potential. Shrug. Stay at home dads are pretty rare, though.

Homeboy wants kids but is not willing to make the sacrifices? Thats Grade-A bullshit right there.

I feel like someone at the Syfy network is probably reading your suggestion and prepping a script as we speak...

Very true. Not all shy people are introverts. However I was speaking as an introvert and wasn't saying that all shy people are introverts. I was merely relating the struggles I, an introvert, have experienced.

"like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" always makes me realize I will never write anything this good, ever.

Pure coincidence, they were probably all watching Seinfeld, and the part when George finds the golf ball in the Whale's blowhole came on.