I got out of the greys without an avatar before the last big overhaul of Gawker. Since then, I've had an avatar —plus comments that have had 100s of stars. This is a special occasion avatar, but I'm thinking of changing it:

Just when I was getting used to the fact that no one cared about my stupid boner.

"This could probably be solved by buying more guns."

I always felt that their "Eating more ice cream cures ice cream headaches" study was bull.

"Nailed it."

ALSO WHEN I STUDIED ABROAD IN SOUTH AFRICA THE ONLY THING I ASKED MY MOTHER TO BRING WHEN SHE VISITED ME WERE BOXES OF THIN MINTS.

Oh, I don't mean all the people in Texas. It's a big place. It couldn't possibly be filled entirely with assholes. But enough people had to vote these garbage humans in to power for it to be at least a fair number.

"Colin joke-nominated this discontinued fruit jelly concoction for best cookie, which almost caused the entire staff to have a conniption."

After reading Gone Girl, I don't trust no broad that says she's a cool girl.

There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,…

I am seriously the opposite of this—I'm dense as shit; never know when someone is flirting with me; never think anyone likes me. More often than not, a female friend has to tell me, "yo, I think she likes you" or something like that. I'm convinced that making lots of female friends was an evolutionary adaption I…

Teenage me definitely would have responded that way.

only if they offer this class too

Fireworks and flag waving and patriotic tunes of course

New Biology Curriculum: