I feel like this is just a campaign to support selfies. But whatever I'll do it if you need me to.

I believe you mean "diabeetus"

The Manboy Who Lived.

I ordered online and escorted the haters to the left.

Didn't some idiot in TX legislature just recently float something similar to ban homosexual marriage and kill that annoying checks and balances thing?

Someone must be sharing their homework...

See, that's why it's a special place to live.

holy shit. In Alabama of all places.

ITS LAIKE RAAYEEEAAAAYN...

Sorry; would have been more convincing if you'd tweeted it.

No "I'm sorry I fucked you before we were ready for children"? Or "I'm sorry I fucked you without a condom and enough spermicide to choke an elephant"?

I am a total dork and tried to answer all of these questions independently to see if I could fall in love with myself.

I'm not trying to start anything here, but really? This dipshit is bangable? 4/10 at best.

... that was today?

Zac Posen was her childhood babysitter and personally designs everything she wears to these things. I can only assume he's getting back at her for being a shitty little kid.