Holy shit, she's 33 years old?! Wow. She doesn't look a day over 2. Good for her.

Uhh, so we're literally just reposting Daily Fail misogynistic clickbait bullshit now? I know Jez is running on a skeleton crew lately and I don't expect academic dissertations on global economic issues anyway, but would a tiny bit of quality control kill us?

Send in the cardiac defibrillator STAT!

I try to write my name on the ceiling.

"If [lack of minority voices] is a very valid problem..." I can only imagine the self-satisfied fart that accompanied that preface.

Damn, is it that bad not eating meat, that vegans have to lie to themselves to eat their awful food? If all you serve is soy, just fucking serve soy! Stop trying to pretty it up with fancy shapes and names of foods you're too good to eat!

I explained to him that filet mignon is a steak, a very nice cut of beef. This guy actually argued with me, causing a big scene.

Obligatory:

sadly this is the closest i can think of. Even if this is a song where sex seem to happen to the woman and not with her its still about it being about her pleasure.

So the LW is asking a stranger to judge her partner based on her words, and that's cool. But its unfair for me to judge her based on her words about her partner. OK.

Seriously. That is some Cosmo-grade bullshit right there.

As a guy who would happily wear jeans and a t-shirt till they day he dies but also knows that sometimes I must dress up either out of social dictates or to make my gf happy, let me say this is terrible advice.

Buying someone a "gift" that is really for them is manipulative and creepy. Constantly complimenting them to…

As the resident Paul Bunyan in many of my relationships, please don't do that. It's pretty condescending and infantilizing. I'm on to people who do it, and it makes me feel manipulated, and honestly, rather angry.

I'm not saying what crazy thing I believe in, but it's definitely aliens.

"Cramblett and Zinkon are planning on moving to a different, more diverse area to try and protect their daughter from intolerance and racism."

Lol. Nobody cares about your boner bro.

I'm offended that that penis is circumcised. There should be a drawing of an intact penis too, so it's normalized.

I might agree to his proposal simply because I am very curious to see this guy at work.

Oh, I've definitely got