I recently saw him at Union Station in DC. It was one of those moments where I didn’t want to be a racist and see a tall black man thinking that’s Dwight Howard. But it really was him. I thought about offering him some Skittles.

Exactly! And the president who put that 94% tax in place? A Republican war hero by the name of Dwight D. Eisenhower. They should emulate his plan instead of Reagan’s.

A while ago, I decided to only buy from Amazon if I couldn’t buy the thing nearby. Not only does this cut down on the amount of boxes I receive, but I think my small part helps in some way. At the very least, I feel less lazy.

You’re right. I guess I was being a bit rude. Apologies for that. I used Bumble with minimal success back in the day and noticed the same thing you mentioned.

Maybe you ought to work on your profile?

I am very jealous of guys that can grow nice looking beards. When I grow mine out, I just look like a kid that glued his own pubes to his face.

So I was playing games with the ladies in college to try and score and you were playing games with the ladies in college to try and score. Neat!

Dafuq you mean unlucky? He’s going to win a ring and can watch it happen from great seats in real time.

Addendum to 2017:

I may be biased, but there is a real good chance the Spurs can win the series.

I suggest revealing spoilers or just making up spoilers. People will stop talking to you once they realize you’re patronizing them.

Exactly. Saying KFC has the best slaw is akin to saying my shit stinks a little less than yours does. Nobody wins.

I’ve only had White Castle once in my life. I was in St. Louis and wanted to try it years after the Harold and Kumar movie. I ate one little slider and it was super tasty! Approximately, 5 minutes later, my stomach was turning in on itself from the cheap, grease-soaked food I just ate. #Whataburger4Lyfe

You need to get out more.

I do, but isn’t it more common to eat cereal with milk that is cold?

I see you didn’t learn from the HitchBot incident that you should never trust people from Philly.

As opposed to hot almond milk?

Came here for Friday reference and was not disappointed.

Indeed. It’s a terrible, bitter drink that has made the world addicts.

Yeah it is. Because I’m not an addict, I can freely state life is plenty good without caffeine. You really don’t need it as much as people say you do.