As a Texan, first let me say there’s something for everyone (except if you like snow-related activities). You like food? Every major city has what you want. We show out with awesome BBQ and Tex-Mex. You like nature? There are endless parks, lakes, rivers, mountains (Big Bend), beaches, and more. You like history? Well…

Like everything listed, nope.

So just because his language skills aren’t to your liking, you are incapable of understanding what he’s trying to say? Or perhaps you’re incapable of showing an empathy for someone who speaks differently from yourself? Either way, it’s not a good look.

Like a drunk idiot, I thought the place was some kind of fancy new beer place that served drinks 5 below freezing. Luckily, I didn’t actually go into the place before I heard what kind of store it actually was. Crafty marketing bastards.

Exactly. Don’t know if she’ll ever have a Graceland to call her own, but I def make my haj to Corpus to visit her statue (and to eat at the original Whataburger) when I can. R.I.P. my queen.

That stuff from Little House on the Prairie really puts things into perspective. How many people, today, would be joyful receiving such humble gifts? Very well said, indeed!

San Antonio representing here; you know we also think she’s the queen and a lot of my friends actually like the revival of Selena. I’m on the fence about the whole branding thing though. On the one hand, I’m not sure if this is a cash grab used by her family, but on the other, I kinda like having our own version of…

I hear ya. My bestie and I are the same way in that we have demanding careers and can only play on the weekends for a few hours (or sometimes not at all). Even though he participated in the last festival, he’s still sitting at 550 while I’m at 525.

There’s always going to be people that bitch and moan about something. However, I feel like this is a different beast altogether.

Nah man, they dressing like that to honor Craig Sager. All the TNT and ESPN crew were dressed like Craig used to dress.

Dilly dilly!

I’ve heard of “don’t shit where you eat”, but I’m not sure what to make of this one.

Oh my sweet, summer child...

She’s got the biggest balls of all. Mad props.

No.

It’s more of a colloquialism at this point. We know what she’s referring to.

Van High School in East Texas...

“Jesus Sugar” sounds like pure, high-grade blow.

Yeah it’s pretty jarring.

and the other is a fictional society that is apparently heavily based on them mixed with a smidge of Nazi ideology.