Jean-Luc

Exactly, like it makes you SOOOO much of an adult to have sex. There are people fucking right now that have a lower IQ than the MPG of the trucks they’re fucking in.

Honestly, I didn’t know about the hands thing for the linebackers. Good one.

They’re not drinking enough water.

I’d amend that to caffeine. ;)

Same here. If you eat out a lot while traveling, like I do, then you’re probably eating food that isn’t the best for you. All those preservatives and other things in those types of foods can mess with your GI flora. Additionally, all that extra salt could mess with you hydration levels. Also also, if you’re eating…

I eat healthy, but poop twice a day. However, I think this is because I drink lots of water throughout the day. If someone is pooping once every three days, they’re probably dehydrated.

I can’t remember which wave it was, but White Feminism is clearly about equal rights for white women and not so much about women of color. Considering the #metoo movement was created by a black woman it’s a bit strange to suddenly hear said movement has “phases” now.

I mean...they’re not big at all.

She is amazing and beautiful and elegant and just wonderful!

except ketchup is a condiment, not a beverage. nice try.

Nah that shit is weird. Don’t do weird shit, won’t be no shit.

What a good career for Clint and he will be missed.

Similar to you, I discovered Jezebel before I knew of the other sites on GMG, but it’s the one I frequent less because of reasons similar to the ones you stated. I still like the special blogs like Would U and March Madness, but that’s about it.

He did have a major heart attack so...

Any article by this author is unnecessary.

Meanwhile, an NBA legend retires and Deadspin still hasn’t made any mention of it. Get it together, idiots.

Si, mami!

As a Texan, I ain’t holding my breath.

This was really neat!