I have seen the future and it is Gronk.

I bet that lady in the orange vest is all “Now you know you fucked up, right?”

+1 slap on the ass for a good comment from Berlusconi

+1 for spiraling out

Yup, the French are definitely so refined.

Kinja isn’t working for me so...

Oh right! I guess I remember after all. I used to drive down Bandera to my grandma’s house and pass it by. I can’t remember what it was before, but I thought there used to be a car (Honda) dealership there? I do remember passing it, seeing it is an aquarium, noting the size of the building, and wondering if they…

As someone who was born and raised in San Antonio, I didn’t know we had one. I thought they were just talking about Sea World.

Imagine funneling all of your city’s traffic into one, long stretch of highway. That’s Austin in a nutshell.

Just a bunch of posers. Don’t get me wrong, there are good people that live there, but for the most part, the city is rife with hypocrisy.

Again, there’s not much to do during the daytime besides getting stuck in traffic.

We really don’t. The last thing we need is some dipshit owner gutting the city for a new stadium when city council is already shitting on public servants like firefighters and police officers. Keep the hell away, NFL.

Whoa now, buddy. You stay away from her! I met her in summer camp so we go way back.

Austin is full of pretentious white people* who think they’re so woke, but really they’re secretly racist. They’re the kind of colonizing Columbus fuckers that say Austin invented breakfast tacos when they clearly stole it from cities with actual Mexican heritage (San Antonio, 90 miles south).

stuck with the penis, cuz echoes the headline

*Captain America: Summer Privates

First off: While things that can be described as “mayonnaise” are bad, actual mayonnaise is good. It’s good in salads that shouldn’t be left out in the heat too long, it’s pretty good on ham sandwiches (though chutney is better), it’s excellent as part of a grilled cheese, and it’s best of all on tomato sandwiches.…

*looks at username/picture*

Best White Sox Minute segment ever!

Because of stupid idiots, including authors on this site that will indulge bad behavior. They’re the same people that like that stupid “catch me outside” girl and think it’s “edgy” to like her. Both of these types of rappers are trash.