Holy crap. I was thinking that people were probably being extra bitchy with all those “we know” responses but no. Her walks look awful!!! I don’t know much about the modeling world, but she just looks “off”.

“...in case they do a bad fart.”

We need to consider the very serious and real possibility that some people literally do not understand the difference. What if it’s not trying to change the conversation? What if they legitimately think that the reason people are upset is the bad language?

Well he’s always been against vandalism.

I could never do something like this, I’m too paranoid about STIs.

And always carry a second set of glasses.

White men getting offended over other people getting offended is the most pussy shit of all. Just fucking get over it.

Three counts of criminal dipping and bunching, at least.

They linked to a YouTube video. If your friend didn’t post it to YouTube, she should address her complaints to the person who did.

I've always loved the woman in blue chevron and stripes. Like a subtle fuck your dress code, but I don't want to raise too much hell because I have to deal with you people until my husband gets his planet.

It’s also so weird that men think racking up double dick digits over the years will make your labia flappy, but having a lot of sex with just one person will not.

That ant got totally pitted at the end there. Tasty wave.

Ms Coffee, a feminist Jew lady, walks in with a coffee in one hand and a handful of tampons in the other. Both refreshingly hip and wickedly old fashioned she’s unafraid to crack whipsharp jokes harkening to the wonder years. “Hey,” Ms coffee said leaning over, her lady breasts gleaming with sugar, “what’s black and…

I love that Vogue considers Schumer’s totally unsurprising fondness for the New York Times to be a literary eccentricity requiring ethnographic contextualization:

Blend some spinach and basil together with some pine nuts, parmesan and olive oil. Spread on toast, put eggs on top.

The only time in the last 5 years that I’ve turned 38 was right after the ONE time I watched Wes Craven’s New Nightmare.

Answering as if it is a real question:

Me too, but I’m already married to the sea.

I have a cousin (who I’m not particularly close to) who went down the anti-vaxx rabbit hole when she found out her toddler was autistic. She quit her job to care for him full time, goes to all kinds of conferences and meetups where they discuss homeopathic “cures.” She spreads a lot of literature around her family,…

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