At least they don't have his stupid face.

"Honestly, who the fuck puts on a jock strap to go running?"

That is the NFL's new mullet jersey...business in the front, party in the back.

I would consider this doping.

Mmmmm...gobble gobble.

This is wonderful.

I'm. Drinking a Stone Coffee Milk Stout right now and two things come to mind. 1. I can't believe Stone put out an Unaggressive beer. 2. Stone makes really good beer.

Thank you for this.

Free beer...let me guess you have a hot girl friend/wife, too. You lucky bastard.

I don't bother pulling it apart now. I just shove it in. No string at all.

This snow screws up my whole QB fantasy football stratagy for this week.

It is very catchy...it has been stuck in my head for days!

This is just plain crazy. Not much else to discuss.

I agree. I wish my 3 year old would stop singing shake it off.

Take the money.

This better not turn into the next hipster beer. They can have PBR, but please don't take Coors Banquet. By the way, do people still have Banquets?

Those are a lot of great words, but you didn't address the most important thing. Should I start him this week?

They must have a billy goat problem.

Looks like my weekly game with a bunch of middle aged, out of shape white guys. Actually, I think the exact same thing happened last week.

Not a bad deal. I hear some Yankees just hand out a gift basket and a slap on the ass to stay quiet.