My wife just said I was clucking like a chicken. Did you just hypnotize me?

Bartolo Colon reimagined as a Giraffe.

Damn it Dad, stop embarrassing me on Deadspin. I told you to stop sending questions.

Me, three. The gif did no live up tony expectations after reading the headline.

A little R Kelly is in order.

Obamacare...Damn you for 100 years of losing.

You, sir, are hired!

What about the teen years? I wouldn't mind a half season of Bart getting the preachers daughter pregnant at 16 or 17.

Good Night Moon.

I like the 4 years.

Start aging the characters. Maybe a year per season. Here come 20 more years of The Simpsons.

Not sure about playing, but watching sure is.

Damn it...Cubs can't even win a game they won. at least we have next year.

However the cubs have the best grounds crew in the minors. Our crew will be able to content soon.