If you took one of those dopey pedal tavern tour things and filled it with people who really like Kenny Chesney and then turned it into an entire city, you would have Nashville.

Whenever someone tries to list all the NFL teams, the Titans are always the one they can’t seem to remember.

“Put your shoes on.”

Counterpoint: My vasectomy was painless.

I completely disagree. Not because of your points about racism (which I also disagree with), but because Atticus Finch is not a real person, but the person you assemble in your brain when you read some letters on paper. Harper Lee is not shedding light on some reality of Atticus Finch, because there is no reality of…

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

All of you are going to make a comment about Theismann breaking his leg, but unlike you, I’m going to take the high road and say that Theismann is a fucking idiot.

Meanwhile, Austin Rivers plays a sad game of 1 on 1, alone, at the gym, wondering why none of the cool kids came to his birthday party and all went to Deandre’s instead even though Dad said there’d be a bouncy house and ice cream cake and everything at Austin’s party.

2) Leaving

I love how some people will grasp at the wispiest straws to avoid believing that things are racist, because the truth is uncomfortable. The ‘crabs in a bucket’ thing is about as virulently racist as it gets.

I never heard of this crab theory, but I don’t mind the term Cracker Barrel.

Biased in favor of... facts?

With white people bending over backwards to make excuses for a dude that literally said he killed black people because he was a racist, we have a looong way to go.

My father-in-law, wearing a towel, so much thigh, gold chain.

Sooo many White girls I know list Breakfast at Tiffany’s as their favorite movie. Personally I could never get past this shit. I know it’s from an earlier era and such but it’s like they went out of their way to be racist when they didn’t even have to be.

Guarantee “Hollywood” would give no fucks if Aloha was a box office smash. They’re only concerned about cultural sensitivity now because it flopped. It’s about the money.

Funny how only white people seem to have the spirit of so many roles!

You know how us black people love to refer to ourselves as “ethnic”

SHE SAID HER HAIR WAS A 4?