I WAS IN THE POOL

Can we reframe this?

If you’d like all of this to be taken seriously, perhaps linking to said seven-minute video would help. Otherwise we’re still left with a situation where, even taking what you say at face value, the white kids involved were ignored by the police and that cop sure as hell looks guilty of using excessive force.

When Dan Snyder, Horse Fucker, was reached for comment, he could not come to the phone because Dan Snyder was too busy fucking a horse, because Dan Snyder Fucks Horses.

When I was a student, my parents once brought tamales up for a Mizzou tailgate. I saw so many Midwesterners do the same thing.

When I was 6 or 7, I ate almost an entire box of fruit roll-ups with the plastic still attached to the back of the roll-up. I’m pretty sure that was the day my parents decided to focus on retirement savings instead of a college fund.

When I was a kid, no one on the Mexican-American side of my family told me I had to take the corn husk wrapping off the tamales before eating them. Avoided them for so many years!

In the dorms I came home and drunkenly ate nacho cheese dip and chips. A lot.

My MIL once made a Key Lime Pie, but forgot 1 ingredient.

I’m in Pulaski County. This story was not shocking to me at all. In fact, before I even saw where it was I was thinking, “please don’t be Arkansas. Please don’t be Arkansas.”

Hi. Unfortunate Saline County resident here. I'm not surprised.

I hope he's alright. He doesn't deserve this. As for the bullfighter, fuck that guy.

Am I supposed to feel bad for some Neanderthal fuck who was injured when his job was to kill the bull? This makes me nearly as happy as a story about drunk redneck fucks who have hunting accidents.

Guy deserved it. This barbaric “sport” is animal cruelty near its worst and should be banned.

I just sent this in but I am a grey and it probably won’t get read. In negotiations for a three-some with my current male lover we had a plan whereby I was having a promising third man (who is bi) over. I was to warm him up to the idea and then invite lover #1 over. I wrote: “He is adorable. I can’t wait to have you…

also sidenote: its a little strange that a female/african-american director is only being courted for Captain Marvel (female superhero) and Black Panther (black superhero).

*applauds progress*

Yeah because we all know that by not buying and listening to it, we cancel out everyone else that hears the messages contained in the music and let's it shape their views on women and their right to their own sexual agency.

Great argument. Very persuasive and original.