GOODELL: HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS? Boy, do you think they can make the playoffs with Romo behind center?

Ok, let's start taking odds on the results of this:

[BREAKING] Showerhead Anchoring Noose Tied Around Roger Goodell's Neck

Goodell: As I've maintained all along, no one from the National Forensics League saw this video until this week.

GOODELL: Hey, how bout that Redskins name controversy, I'd love to talk about that now. I say, let's change it! Who's with me??

I laughed, then I felt bad.

BREAKING: the NFL has hastily and retroactively promoted Cardinals linebacker John Abraham to executive.

1. If jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel, then how di-

But he never said 'nigger' once.
-dumb people who don't actually understand what racism is

didnt even mean to post it the first time :/

From Shelby County v. Holder, to what is happening in Alabama public schools, to the massive resistance of the Deep South to the expansion of Medicaid (whereas states with large uninsured populations of poor white people, like Kentucky and West Virginia, are opting-in), the Deep South is re-segregating "with all…

Your REALLY glossing over a major point though. 15,000 do not pay to attend. Not even close. Not remotely close. They give away thousands of tickets, 4-5,000 a game. Go to a game. Make the trip and you'll see how awful it is there.

Racism is defined as "the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, especially so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races."

The issue occurs when the reason you believe they are superior is a matter of statistics, and is your only…

some people don't understand what racism is....and others know what it is but they are either in different about it because racism doesn't effect them or they are racist themselves... in all these cases, these people sugar coat the situation or spin it.

I think Joe deserves the props because prevention of domestic violence has been a plank in his platform for 20+ years. I mean, were he just saying "oh, yes, that's terrible, he shouldn't have hit her, no no," it'd be one thing, but Uncle Joe backs it up with an actual track record of trying to change things. And for…

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. Goodell.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but does he also have a picture of a box of cereal on his shirt?