Actually more like “well, this definitely isn’t the consequences of my actions!”

agreed, and the original was just a cash grab from the start, it was never good.

They wanted to try something more modern, but didn't have any scripts for some reason.

Yeah. You may want to watch Life After Lockup or Love After Lockup on WeTV; before you go penpal-ing away.

“DPS spokesperson Travis Considine told the newspaper that no anti-water policy exists.”

It only means you are a “far left loon” to “far right loons” and their lying news sources.

The “crisis” at the border is one of inhumane policies and inhumane treatment towards the human beings seeking a better life in this country than they can get in the country they are coming from (not to mention a major contributor to conditions being so dire in so many of those countries has been decades and decades…

Fuck these assholes. 

Kidnappers don’t usually take someone, physically fight with them for 48 hours, then drive them home.

Willing to give up the money to prevent it from becoming a criminal case.

Only if it’s under a certain amount; like $734 Million.

Only if you’re not a billionaire.

Not sure race has much to do with people believing it’s a hoax.

Isn’t converting the company’s money into your money embezzlement?

Hilarious. Nobody gives up nearly a billion dollars “to eliminate the uncertainty, risk, burden, and expense of further litigation”

It has zero to do with the fact that she is black. It has to do with the obvious inconsistencies in her story, the fact that police aren’t actively looking for a kidnapped toddler, and the complete lack of any evidence this ever happened.

Can you point out Jezebel’s full-throated defense of this woman?

But they consulted with each other and decided that what they were doing was totally cool and not actually a bribe!

Tell me you don’t know much about American history without telling me you don’t know much about American history...

I missed the memo that she got married!

You could have just gone to school.