Omni Consumer Products, Skynet and Soylent could join them.

Onsane Clown Posse?

I, for one, hope that at least one of the towers is converted into a multi-story go-kart racing track.

I think OCP should move in.

I’m not sure how loudly I would have to yell this for the CEO to hear but...

I don’t care what the restaurant looks like if the FOOD IS SHIT!!!

Also, if your pre-packaged meat is sub-par compared to the competion, it could be that it’s not the pre-packaging, but the actual meat. So, adding robotic slicers to freshly slic…

I have a hard time believing that people won’t go to a restaurant just because it’s not updated in an aesthetic sense.

BECAUSE WOMEN ARE HYSTERICAL, AND GROSS THINGS HAPPEN BETWEEN THEIR LEGS, AND THEY SHOULD BE ECSTATIC TO BE MIRACLE FACTORIES!! I screech as a totally down-to-earth, calm, cool and collected man in complete control of all of my emotions.

Why the fuck is it so hard for some people to trust women with what is best for them? If you don’t approve of abortion, don’t have one. It’s that simple.

Are you drunk?

I was going to throw in something about how football is now “scripted” and wrestling is “real”, but apparently that’s all “woke” now, too.

It’s hilarious because football was the last bastion for the right-wing hate machine. They already lost NASCAR because they were too “woke.” They already lost Disney because they were too “woke.” They already lost Apple and Microsoft and Sony because they were too “woke.” It’s only a matter of time before they realize…

When Watts feels up to it, I hope she takes the hospital to the cleaners and that the nurse is named in the lawsuit. Five bucks says the nurse is the type who really thinks she is a good person. Phony nice women, fear them.

“[Thing X] should be banned unless it personally helps me, in which case [Thing X] should still be banned but I should get an exemption” is so on brand for the gop that this shouldn’t even be news any more.

But in a 2021 interview with One America News as a candidate,

Had to hold my breath while I looked her up. I saw the Hispanic name and that she’s a Florida congresswoman, and I immediately braced myself for the overwhelming shame of discovering yet another Cuban-American who got into politics to carry water for white supremacists and Christian nationalists. Fortunately for me,…

“‘I’m inside of you; I want you to be inside of me.”

Jesus, just let people fist you Armie and be done with it. Much less weird.

At this point, she knew who Hammer was. She is in showbiz and has heard the stories covered extensively. She knows his penchant for tattooing women, she heard about the cannibalism. She is a grown woman in her 30s. Doesn’t work for him. He has no hold over her. So what is the story here exactly? Shitty man I willing…

I’m sorry but at this point any woman who’s heard of Armie Hammer and the accusations and is still willing to even go on a date with him, much less fuck him and let him tattoo them, deserves to be eaten. 

One wonders if Mike DeWine (R) would like all trans youth and trans adults get a mandatory large letter T affixed to their clothing. This prominent identity symbol would be for the convenience of bullies, bigots and haters.

They might help you become “ridiculously long and girthy” though, so there’s that.