To live a long, healthy, and happy life, do the opposite of everything you see on TikTok.

I’d love to know how this guy would describe the events of 9/11 then!

I sure as hell didn’t have it on my bingo card...

“I would never tell a kid that because of your race, because of the color of your skin, or your gender or anything like that, you are less of a person or are inherently racist,”

The real lesson here is to never go to Las Vegas.

Your daily reminder that all these people hate each other and will turn on each other the second it’s convenient to do so.

“Greene reportedly called Boebert a bitch in front of their colleagues during a spat over the pair’s dueling baseless measures to impeach Joe Biden.”

What these people do in the privacy of their own homes is fine, but do they need to shove their lifestyle choices down our throats, when innocent young twinks could see?

Yes but who brought the cocaine?

This is the first time I’m seeing her boyfriend’s face and. . . he needs to lower his goddamned voice. 

Almost. I think what you’re looking for is “If she didn’t like living in that neighborhood, all the black people should have moved to Detroit and Chicago and made sure to be extra quiet there in case she had a headache.”

“If she didn’t like living in that neighbourhood, she should have just moved”.  Did I get that correct, right wing dipshits?

Ohioans United for Reproductive Rights filed more than 700,000 signatures to Ohio Secretary of State Frank LaRose’s (R) office on Wednesday

I’m sure that the Ohio State legislature will find a loophole here, right?

If these turds are concerned about trafficked and sexually abused kids, go visit any Christian fundamentalist compound or any Catholic Church. Those places are ground zero for that shit. 

Republicans: Protect our kids!

I’m sorry to here that Jimmy Caviezel is nuttier than squirrel shit.